Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".

22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says ‘‘Hey’‘ instead of ‘‘Hi’‘.
Says ‘‘Yogurt’‘ instead says ‘‘Curds’‘.
Says ‘‘Cab’‘ instead of ‘‘Taxi’‘.
Says ‘‘Candy’‘ instead of ‘‘Chocolate’‘.
Says ‘‘Cookie’‘ instead of ‘‘Biscuit’‘.
Says ‘‘Free Way ‘‘ instead of ‘‘Highway’‘.
Says ‘‘got to go’‘ instead of ‘‘Have to go’‘.
Says ‘‘Oh’‘ instead of ‘‘Zero’‘,
(for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by prevailing currency difference).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats ‘‘Zee’‘ several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says ‘‘Oh! British Style!!!!’‘
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about ‘‘Jet Lag’‘.
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink ‘‘Diet Coke’‘, instead of Normal Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces ‘‘schedule’‘ as ‘‘skejule’‘, and ‘‘module’‘ as ‘‘mojule’‘.
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
Few more important points
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one:
1. Tries to begin conversation with ‘‘In US ....’‘ or ‘‘When I was in US...’‘

This is a seminar presented by my student, Ravi Kumar of MWF Day batch Jun-Aug '08

Please find a copy of seminar presented by one of my student, Sravanthi.

My name is M. Sravanthi. I am a R.K Math student. Date: 29.6.2008.
Topic: Importance of English in day to day life

Introduction

English is a global language, which is used all over the world. In this generation it is a must to speak in this language.

Importance of English in day to day life:
By speaking this language, we have many benefits like our personality develops,
We can increase our confidence level, and increase our standards and future becomes brighter. Now days so many students our unable to speak English fluently.
We can improve our English language by speaking with others, reading newspaper and taking part in debates etc.
In this generation so many people can not understand some language like Telugu, Hindi, and Tamil etc. They can understand very well these languages. In this generation, a person depends on his language, because many companies depend on the students, who can speak well. Because nowadays MNC companies are not giving importance to marks, but they depend on the communication and body language.
Lastly I would like to say nowadays every student must have a habit to speak English.
So English is a popular language in this generation.
Thank you sir